hi, I'm liz and I'm back on my bullshit
i love writing luke’s tendency to be a feral little man like Yes he’s the savior of the galaxy Yes he’s a pure hearted beam of sunshine BUT he came from a hick town in the Outer Rim with nothing to do but hang out in bars and use ROUSes as target practice AND he shares DNA with anakin skywalker so he can drink Han under the table and thinks traffic laws are a joke send tweet
Luke Skywalker, from a planet that does not have driver’s licenses: Wait, those numbers on the signs are supposed to be your maximum speed? I thought they were a minimum! And, officer, I thought we were just racing. I was confused by your rad flashing lights and your sweet bass-boosted soundtrack.
Traffic Officer, who may be slightly Mind-Tricked and is also not paid enough to deal with a Skywalker today: They are pretty rad, aren’t they?
The okay half of the Star Wars fandom is actually awesome
Pls spread the word. They have been a consistent content Crestor on this website since back in the day. They deserve their account reinstated. Follow their twitter as well
1. They weren’t her guns.
2. They were locked in a safe.
3. The owner of the guns wasn’t arrested so…
This is so disturbing. She tried to do the right thing and is punished because our health care system is a mess. Medicare For All is the answer.
i don’t understand what people don’t understand about harry becoming an auror. he spent his whole adolescence not being able to trust the ministry to do their jobs properly and having no power to change things for the better. do you really think he’d just be able to kick back and live a normal life, putting his trust in the government after all he went through? do you think there are any lengths he wouldn’t go to to make sure his friends and family were safe? if you want things done right, do them yourself. did you all read the same books as me? because i’m pretty sure that the harry potter who i read about would never just stand back and watch other people run things when he could be directly involves in making positive changes for making the world a safer place.
#also he… *wanted* to be an auror#as in that is the job that he wanted for himself#he heard about them and immediately thought ‘yes that sounds like the job for me’#regardless of what he had been through or what was going to happen he just liked the sound of it#does that count for nothing?#he never expressed any desire to be a teacher#yes he was good at it in the DA but he was browbeaten into that position by ron and hermione#plus… there is a lot more to being a teacher than giving practical lessons#and harry never demonstrates any interest in any of that other stuff - essays and theory work and… you know… teaching in a classroom#it’s almost like he has an affinity for the practical side of defence against the dark arts#if only there was a job where he could put that practical ability to good use…………..
(via @theabsentear)
“Beauty Tahani wants to battle!”
“Trainer Chidi wants to battle! …Maybe? Actually, hold on, he isn’t totally sure yet. Trainer Chidi is debating the ethical implications of Pokémon battles with himself. It’s… taking a while. Maybe you should just go.
Trainer Chidi… has a stomach ache.”
“Holy shirtballs! Trainer Eleanor wants to battle!”
“Oh, dip! Trainer Jason wants to battle!
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“Trainer Janet wants to battle, and she can absolutely assure you that she does not have a Maractus!”
“Elite Four Michael wants to battle! (He’ll meet you in the dot of the “i”)”
Anonymous asked:
goosegoblin answered:
Anon. Please listen to me. I would not tell you this if it was not very important to me. PLEASE get me a picture of this frog.
anon. where is the frog, anon. we need the frog anon.
THE FROG!!!!!!!
I have never put on pantihose before, but it sounds dangerous.
The Princess Diaries (2001), dir. Garry Marshall
