There are so many things about this vine that fucking kill me
-The suspenseful showdown music you hear in movies
-The fact that they so obviously stuffed something huge into their shirts to imitate breasts
-The second kid urgently slapping his hands together while talking
-The sunglasses
-The fact that this all started over “hanging out with Kaitlin yesterday”
-Rebecca pulling out the fucking toy gun
-“I won’t hesitate, bitch.”
we haven’t even covered:
-the camera slow-zooming in and out on rebecca’s face
-to great effect for the surprise gun reveal
-rebecca’s eyebrows going up as she utters the first consonant of “bitch”
-rebecca’s voice dropping an octave on “bitch”
-the inflection and the little head shake on “hesitate”
-the BELIEVE THE HYPE t-shirt
-i’ve seriously watched this vine… hundreds of times
















