okay but what if jack comes out officially
but tells no one he’s dating Bitty, because he wants Bitty to be left alone until he finishes college
and Ransom & Holster are like DUDE
WE SHOULD MAKE HIM BITTY’S WINTER SCREW DATE
THEY HAVE LIKE, CRAZY CHEMISTRY, RIGHT?
and cue them trying to convince Bitty they have found the PERFECT guy for him and Bitty just wanting to hide under the table.
and then they actually call jack and suggest and jack is like “haha. i’ll be there.” and the night of winter screw he’s at the Haus with flowers and a smile and Bitty’s like “okay, maybe this one is not so bad”
and the next morning R&H see them come out of Bitty’s room and they high five each other because they’re such good wingmen, bro.
#omfg this is so fucking cute#i’m imagining jack comes out officially and right afterward bitty is like….. on the way up to r&h’s room. to tell them he’s dating jack#and he knocks on the door and they open up and he’s like “guys. i have some news.”#and they’re like “WE KNOW WE KNOW JACK JUST CAME OUT WE KNOW!!!!!!!”#bitty’s like “no that’s not what–” but they are SO EXCITED that they steamroller over him#“WE WERE THINKING–” “OK TELL US IF THIS IS SUPER CRAZY”#rans has his computer in front of him and is looking at an excel sheet. holster is pacing#“WE HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS WINTER SCREW THING FOR *WEEKS* TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE PERFECT GUY FOR YOU”#“AND WE JUST THOUGHT…. WHAT ABOUT JACK???”#bitty’s like o_o;;;;;; “uh guys”#“LOOK LOOK I KNOW I KNOW IT’S CRAZY”#WE’RE NOT JUST SAYING THIS JUST BECAUSE HE’S INTO DUDES OR SOMETHING OKAY’’#“LIKE THAT’S NOT *WHY*… I RAN THROUGH THE SPREADSHEET…. JACK FITS EVERY ONE OF YOUR CATEGORIES??”#and ok like…. that’s not surprising….#because when they asked bitty to describe is dream guy for the excel sheet a couple weeks back#bitty just. described jack. ofc#“PLUS WE THINK YOU GUYS HAVE A LOT OF CHEMISTRY!!! IT’S LIKE. WEIRDLY PERFECT.”#“AND YOU GUYS ARE ALREADY LIKE. BEST FRIENDS.”#“HONESTLY I DON’T KNOW WHY YOU’RE NOT DATING EACH OTHER ALREADY?????”#“WE THINK JACK MUST JUST BE REALLY SHY. WE’VE BEEN DISCUSSING IT AND THAT’S THE ONLY EXPLANATION WE CAN THINK OF. HE DEF LIKES YOU.”#bitty’s still going o_o#and then he finally just….. bursts out laughing#it’s just. holy shit. they’re so right and yet???? so???? wrong?????????#“IT’S NOT A STUPID IDEA” holster yells#“JUST LET US TALK TO HIM ABOUT IT AND SEE WHAT HE THINKS” rans cries#bitty is still giggling#“ok ok ok” he says “fine. ask him about it. let me know what he says.”#rans and holster highfive when bitty leaves the room#“we just did a good thing.” “bro. i know.”#holster lies next to rans on the bottom bunk “bro. you think they’ll get married?” solemnly rans replies: “chyeah.” (via @jacksbits)
