i’m tired — zimmermanns: i bet ollie and wicks spent the...

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i bet ollie and wicks spent the entirety of their freshman year sucking up to johnson and doing the worst shit and constantly chirping each other abt who’s gonna get his dibs and at the end of the year they find out johnson just ??? gave dibs to bitty ??? who literally had no idea what they were and did nothing at all to deserve them ???? and johnson’s just like “sorry but we gotta keep that plot moving forward my brahs! plus you didn’t do anything in any of the canonical mediums of the story so did you really do anything at all haha” and ollie and wicks are each like ????? BITCH……WE CLEANED THAT FUCKING TUB YOU MOTHERFUCKER

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“Trainer Chidi wants to battle! …Maybe? Actually, hold on, he isn’t totally sure yet. Trainer Chidi is debating the ethical implications of Pokémon battles with himself. It’s… taking a while. Maybe you should just go.


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