i’m tired — Kid Tells Mall Santa A Secret; Seconds Later Him...

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A Wisconsin mall Santa decided to handle one of the naughty list members early this year when a young girl told him her Christmas wish was for her stepdad to stop molesting her. He and four of his elves attacked the guy, who was waiting nearby, and pummeled him unconscious.

An eyewitness recalled, “Santa didn’t say nothing. He just grabbed the back of the guy’s skull and headbutted him REAL hard.” The witness continued on to say, “Then Kringle got on top of him and just started pummeling him. He was laughing and screaming ‘Ho! Ho! Ho! Motherfucker!’

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I love this.

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There should be more stories like this

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Truthfully, thats pretty Wisconsin.

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I reblog this every year, and I laugh every time.

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